2002-08-13»
Go, go, Speed Server»
NTK has now moved to its new, ultra fast
server! Yay for the all-powerful Flirble
Organisation!
(Actually, the old server wasn't bad at all, but there was something very
awry and skewiff and borken with the Perl installation. Still unresolved,
much to the confusion of the *BSD Perl porters involved.)
Ten Thousand Monkeys Gets You Courtney Love»
Ten Thousand
Statistically Grammar-Average Fake Band Names, including:
Unsent
Absentee
Injection Hourglass
Hole <--- aha!
Bran Enchantment
Each Pinks
Bill Inducer
Swimmer Reign
Penitent Pioneer
Coachman Amongst
Landslide
Heliocentric Minus Another Redhead Peripherals
Base
Regulator Thugs
2002-08-12»
AOL uses Gecko for Mac OS X client»
AOL subscribers using AOL's new MacOS X client will see the Web through
Mozilla's rendering engine. I'm guessing that's a tiny subset of the online
population right now, but it's a sign that we're moving towards slightly more
diversity - both in operating systems and browsers.
2002-08-10»
I've broken my head»
A bad brew. Stayed up all last night trying to crank the UK
Patent Office's draft EUCD legislation into my brain, then relaxed today
by learning Squeak the small mammal language left over after the Xerox
dinosaur swallowed the meteor. Now my brain's all broken.
Squeak's a mess, which surprised me. Its developers are on an ongoing
voyage between two paradigms
- from the old Model-View-Controller idea that SmallTalk pioneered, and this
new Morphic ideal, which seems to be
visual programming on steroids (lots of dragging of boxes which represent
methods next to boxes that represent numbers, then throwing them into
buckets that represent data, etc). This trip has been going on since around
1998 as far as I can work out, and, in true SmallTalk fashion, they've been
rewriting their whole environment as they went. Squeak now looks like this
bastard hybrid of a Disney Children's Constructor Kit and an explosion in an
object factory.
I understand now that Extreme Programming is
a response to the awful temptations of power that come with a SmallTalkish
environment. Fiddle with code forever! Redefine everything, every day!
SmallTalk (and Squeak) is a bit like having a development environment based on
the same instincts that make you fiddle with your screensaver settings all
afternoon. It's the sort of environment Jack from "Heat Vision and Jack" would
code in. Viewed like that, XP is an Zen Monklike act of profound discipline,
rather than the anarchic disruptor that everyone seems to think it is.
Anyway, after traipsing a bit depressingly through haphazard Swikis and online
Squeak Foundation manifestos from 1999, I
finally found out where all the Squeakers hide out. As always during major
upheavals, the true believers hunker down on the the mailing
lists. So if you're interested in playing around with Squeak yourself (and
it is fun), I think that's the first stop after the obligatory Squeak
FAQs
2002-08-07»
Mozilla Fauna»Good news, everyone! Leonard found
the secret
elephant in Mozilla.
2002-08-06»
Arr! Eggers!»
Dave
Eggers talks about his latest book. I'm glad he's living in San Francisco.
Seth
took me to the Pirate
Supply Store a while back. There were these extremely
McSweeneyesque-style signs all over the place - on lard, and scurvy, and the
use of eyeglasses. I'd be a bit afraid if anyone else was aping Eggers quite
that precisely. Turns out it's Eggers and the McSweeney's Permanent Staff all
along, and just a the flimsy front for his children's writing lab out the
back. Apparently it's all funded from the pirate lard sales.