Oblomovka

2004-06-11»

If you're in Los Angeles, come along to the Westin LAX LayerOne this weekend for a fantastic-looking conference. It should be fun. It will be for me, for I get to go to someone else's con and imbibe like an overclocked imbibamatic-o-mat. As the invite says: free beer!

This will also (barring being boo-ed off stage) be the canonical version of the Life Hacks talk. I will try very hard to not handwave arbitrary statistics when in full flow. Nor will I guilelessly slander/fawn over prominent Net celebrities in the search of a good joke. Consecutive Life Hack talks have featured me describing one correspondent as a "genius" and inventing a fictional mano e mano fist-fight between us in the next. Neither are strictly true, as this canonical version will make clear.

It also means that I'll finally slap up the MP3 and PowerPoint of the complete presentation, ending the mystery of the eight or so words that Cory has failed to meticulously transcribe in his notes.

Not that I'm unhappy he's so detailed. Lacking any memory of what I say on stage, I reconstructed my original talk for NotCon from Cory's Etech notes. I'm now adding bits from his NotCon coverage for the LayerOne talk. He's the Boswell to my Mr Pooter!

Doctorow isn't here for this rendition, which should hopefully stop us getting into a screeching feedback loop. But that's all irrelevant anyway. Come tomorrow, there will only be one Life Hacks talk. All the rest were imaginary stories taking place on alternate worlds - which never happened. Excelsior!

2004-06-10»

Andover Consulting in San Francisco is liquidating its operations and auctioning off all its stuff.

Before it shut down, its core business was liquidating dotcom companies and auctioning off all their stuff.

Is this a good or bad economic sign? I can't tell. Will it become clearer if the company running this auction goes bust too?

So, somebody from Andover has mailed to say that they're not going out of business. They do appear to be selling off a lot of their San Francisco offices, though. And you'd think they'd use their own liquidation company to do the liquidating, in a sort of anti-bootstrapping move, wouldn't you? I'll look into it some more when I'm not travelling.

Update: Mike from Andover writes: "We are moving to more of a broker model as selling individual computers, etc. is just not profitable when new P4s are selling for $300." Basically, I think they're closing their warehouse.

2004-06-06»

It is the special privilege of con organisers (which I barely am) to not have any idea how the damn thing went. I really only saw Yoz and Sean's report from the set of the Hitchhiker's movie, and the launch, finally, of TheyWorkForYou. Everyone I spoke to seem to enjoy themselves, despite the trademark chaos.

Now. Need. Sleep.

P.S. We launched TheyWorkForYou, a *huge* effort by all the usual suspects to revamp Hansard, the official record of the UK parliament, in a more Web-a-like form. Help us beta test it! Subscribe to the RSS feeds of your local MP! Subscribe to our infrequent site updates! Play around with search! Still. Need. Sleep!