2008-01-07T22:27-0800 At the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art with Two Four-Year Old Girls
<h4>Scene 1</h4>
<p>Ada and Claire, before <i><a href="http://www.dali-gallery.com/images/works/1974_06.jpg">The Shoe (Surrealist Object Functioning Symbolically)</i> (1974)</a></p>
<p>Ada: What's <b>THAT?</b></p>
<p>Claire: [READING FROM SIGN] It's ... Salv-a-dor Da-li</p>
<p>Ada: Oh.</p>
<p>[BOTH ABRUPTLY RUN OFF]</p>
<p>Ada: [FROM ACROSS GALLERY] BYE SALVADOR DALI!</p>
<h4>Scene 2</h4>
<p>Before Marcel Duchamp's <i><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp)">The Fountain (1917)</a></i>:</p>
<p>Claire: What's <b>THAT?</b></p>
<p>Ada: [PEERING CLOSELY] I think it's a kind of toilet.<p>
<p>Claire: No it's not!</p>
<p>Ada: Yes it is. You just don't <b>see</b> it.</p>