2008-01-07T22:27-0800 At the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art with Two Four-Year Old Girls
Ada and Claire, before The Shoe (Surrealist Object Functioning Symbolically) (1974)
Ada: What's THAT?
Claire: [READING FROM SIGN] It's ... Salv-a-dor Da-li
[BOTH ABRUPTLY RUN OFF]
Ada: [FROM ACROSS GALLERY] BYE SALVADOR DALI!
Before Marcel Duchamp's The Fountain (1917):
Claire: What's THAT?
Ada: [PEERING CLOSELY] I think it's a kind of toilet.
Claire: No it's not!
Ada: Yes it is. You just don't see it.