Dyson, the kitten double-agent who spies on my household to find the secret of human food preparation, has a congenital bug in her optics. It’s called nystagmus and means her eyes constantly quiver. It’s not very noticeable and doesn’t, as far as we can see, affect her eyesight. But I would have conceded that combined with her mild strabismus, it does make her appear a bit thick.
But that’s all changed for me now. Looking at her now, I’ve realised that she looks like she’s accessing data on a tiny retinal display.
What is she up to?