Andrew Mackay (who appears as Prof in TV’s “Time Gentlemen Please”, but is better known off screen as my mate), has written a one man show about being a milkman. Which he was, once. It’s called “A Measure of a Milkman”. You’ve missed the previews in London, but you can still book the Edinburgh Fringe run online. It will be very good.
To publicise the London run, Andy sent out a limited edition sound file of some milk being delivered (using the traditional British electric milk float). I, of course, believe that all information should be free, so here is a copy of it. Please do not use it to construct your own one-man shows about milkmen. Thanks.
Here are some poems about milkfloats.