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2008-08-18

inbox seventy-two thousand; email2vcard

Typically my spare time today was spent in the folllowing proportions: 2 hours allotted to emptying my inbox; 3 minutes spent actually emptying my inbox; 1 hour, 57 minutes spent writing a program to theoretically “help” me empty my inbox.

Spreading the procrastination around, here’s that code. It’s for the millions of people who, like me, use good old command line mutt and a graphical contact manager on Unix (although I think it may have more uses than that). It takes a standard email, pulls out the name and email of the person the mail is from, generates a vCard, and then attempts to open that vCard in your nearby contact manager. It uses vobject, hewn from the glowing pits of Chandler, which you can install with easy_install vobject or apt-get install python-vobject. Hours of entertainment.

Things you might be able to glean from this:

2008-08-16

better living through probability: nationmaster and fivethirtyeight

Today involved pancakes, the massively co-ordinated garage sale of Bernal Heights, and preventing (and failing to prevent) small child injuries. Now I’m listening to Americans talking about being kids being made to read hefty classics which are thus ruined, like Moby Dick and Ivanhoe and Hemingway and … Ivanhoe? They make them read Ivanhoe here?

Yes, it’s Saturday, and you catch me racking myself over what to write about in this weeks’ column. I think I’d be more peppy if I hadn’t spent far too long last night browsing NationMaster and playing International Man of Goggling At Slightly Dodgy Statistics. Then I stumbled on Visualizing Economics and after spending a few minutes sniggering a bit too much at their plots which look like visualizations of random number generators, got far far too involved in their archive. I started with this depiction of share of world GDP of various countries from 1500-2000 (population over the same period is a nice complement).

For those of you with a matching love of statpron, and about to get overinvolved in US presidential politics (whether through your own choice or that of your dominant media), I heartily recommend Five Thirty Eight which takes a probabilistic approach to the election, running a simulation system 10,000 times and showing the number of times each split in electoral votes occurred in their dice rolls. The tone is slightly Obama-tilted ( with a 5% margin of snark provided by an ex-You Don’t Know Jack editor).

It is a beautifully quantum-multiverse view of the election — as though on the day I will absolutely confident that there will be thousands of universes out there where Alaska went for Obama, or where McCain lost Ohio but won the war: I just won’t know which one I’ll be navigating to. Oh the tiny fluctuations that lead to such endless points of divergence!

2008-08-15

bandwidth and storage and europe and america

After doing my reading into fiber in San Francisco, I’d learnt a couple of things: firstly, there’s a lot of fiber around, actually, and secondly, a lot of the fiber under me was owned by Astound, who bought it from RCN, San Francisco’s previously weak-as-tea competition to Comcast.

As it happened, he next day I got some flyers through the letter box from Astound offering 10Mbps for $60 a month. As I’ve been tottering along with 4Mbps/1Mbps for $55 with Comcast, I thought I should look into that.

Competition is a marvellous thing. Wherever in the US Comcast has been facing it, I discovered, they have been magically upping their rates to 16Mbps. Simply calling Comcast support and hinting I was going to shift caused them to mention this fact, and five minutes later, I’m running at around 20Mbps/3Mbps for $65 a month. Add to that the $170 terabyte turned up today, and I feel like I’ve just leapt up about twenty countries in some OECD chart. I guess what I should do now is call Astound and see if they will offer to move PAIX into my bedroom cupboard for $65.99.

Up until now, I’ve always assumed that the UK’s consumer bandwidth situation has been rather better than most of the US — a tidbit gleaned from smug Brit slashdotters, and envy-enducing reports from my friends about their DSL deal-shopping. The received opinion is that the US dropped the ball almost immediately after rolling out broadband, and was promptly outgunned by most of the rest of Europe, something that begging outside telcos for ISDN-level speeds in most of Silicon Valley confirmed for me.

Now, after spending a few minutes on Speedtest’s worldwide self-selected statistics, I’m not so sure. I was originally assuming there was some American-bias to the stats, but digging deeper that doesn’t seem to be the case. The US actually does pretty well compared to Europe (except for those bastards in Sweden, etc) these days.

One thing I’ve learnt is that nation-spanning preconceptions like this are often temporarily true, but not for half as long as they hang around. Pleasantly schadenfreuderish viewpoints have a lot of lag to them. Take mobile phone adoption in the US. When I first arrived here, the difference between US cellphone culture and the UK was stark, and I, like many foreign-media journalists, would frequently dine out on the gap. In 2000, you couldn’t actually consistently text people on other networks; nor would it be reasonable to expect a stranger to have a mobile phone at all.

Then, in I think about 2003, I was crunching some stats about the crappy cellphone penetration in the US for my European friends to gawp at. Instead of doing an us-and-them comparison, I did a time-based one. How far behind was the US chronologically from the UK? It turned out that the US had just crossed 50% of households owning a cellphone. Laughably small compared to 2003 Britain, where it was close to 80% (I am surely misremembering these stats, but bear with me). But nonetheless, pretty much exactly the same as 2000 Britain, my original basis for smugly lording it over the Yanks. America’s primitive phone culture was, it turned out, only as primitive as the futuristic super-advanced one I’d left three years ago.

Sure enough, when my family came to stay that year, my usual prattle about how Americans don’t have mobile phones like we do was swiftly undermined. “What are you talking about, Uncle?” said my annoyingly smart niece, “Look around you. They’ve all got mobiles.”. And they had, and my anecdotes were like drinking from yesterday’s half-empty, cigarette-filled party beers.

I think the same thing is happening with broadband. From 2000-2008 there was a much bigger consumer rollout in Europe than in the US, partly because of government-compelled competition in European telecom (and aren’t I a bad libertarian for even suggesting that), and some really terrible decisions both by business and regulators in the United States. But those differences are slowly closing out as both continents start reaching the limits of DSL and the current infrastructure.

I imagine folks will disagree, which is fine. I’m not entirely sure of the position myself. The real question is: how could we test this? Are the Speedtest stats enough on their own?

wuala

Woah, sorry about missing last night: I returned home from work and slept from 8pm to 9am. I blogged in my dreams though.

Briefly, yesterday’s copious free time (ie a few minutes) was spent looking at Wuala (thanks, robwiss!), which is a neat popularisation of some of my pet issues: the infrastructure is a decentralised, fault-tolerant, file storage, with private/public/group access created with a cryptographic filesystem (see the Cryptree paper for details on that, and this Wuala-made Slideshare for a general overview of the tech.) It’s notable for having a user-friendly UI, capability to a run the downloader in a browser via a java client, and therefore have linkability (for instance, in theory you should be able to download the Ogg Vorbis version of the Living in the Edge talk here, once it’s uploaded.) It just went public yesterday, and it’s fun to play around with.

I have a few questions about it, which may be more down to my ignorance than Wuala itself: the source is closed, and so I don’t know yet quite how tied the infrastructure is to Wua.la the company (if Wuala disappeared tomorrow, would the network still exist?), or where the potential weakpoints in overall security might be. On the plus side, Wuala is clearly being used in earnest both for public and private sharing, the user interface does a great job of shielding the crazy cryptopunk shenanigans going on underneath, and it’s cross-platform (albeit via Java, which means it’s not quiite working on my PowerPC Ubuntu server right now).

Tahoe is a lot more transparent, but seems to have a different use case at the moment, which is private nests of stable servers used for distributed backup. But if you wanted to do a free software version of Wuala, that still looks like where you’d start (and Wuala is where you would get your inspiration/learn your lessons from).

2008-08-13

the sort of day a horrible stereotype of me would have

Woke up feeling like the National Sleep Debt, danced with daughter to Fatboy Slim’s remix of magic carpet ride until we were late for school, returned back to struggle (unsuccessfully) with Skype for ORG board meeting call-in, email, run off to record Cranky Geeks, skidaddled to have lunch with Ben Goldacre, who I’d not met before (although am apparently in some big conspiracy with) but I now like a bit too much. Exchanged anecdotes regarding survivalists, on being sued, Americana, assorted data valdez, epidemiology. Had awful suspicion he is as charming as this with everyone. Quick email catch-up, run to pick up daughter. Daughter suggests we explore, get stuck on wrong side of Bernal Heights, shiver as fog closes in, ruefully consider that we may have to survive on only the toy dogs that we find abandoned outside hilltop aromatherapy spas, spend rest of evening trying to find useful link to Fatboy Slim’s remix of “Magic Carpet Ride” to begin this blog with. Wave fist at errant god of consistent metadata and music business models. Talking of which, I am vaguely cheered by continuing leaks of voluntary-collective-license-like systems being considered in UK, although still cautious about technological implementation, privacy issues and other yet unanswered questions, also how close labels always get to this before rearing like frit horses and then galloping off, and, most of all, just how fantastically, painfully, and repetitively smug Andrew Orlowski is going to be if it does come together. Decriminalising millions and saving the music industry will barely make up for it.

Content-free post, so as tradition demands I shall spackle it up with yet another old column from Linux User and Developer, called Danger Dot File. I don’t care what you think, I find these pieces intensely amusing, if only out of amazement that I have lived in an age where one can be paid to write jokes about Unix configuration settings.

2008-08-12

digging tahoe; wattage update; @fontface!

After Sunday’s brunch conversation, where we idly dreamt of a capabilities-based distributed-hash-table fault-tolerant filing system, Jeremy took a closer look at Tahoe, Zooko’s project that I’m continually plugging without completely understanding, and noticed that that is exactly what it is.

Last time I played with Tahoe I blundered into a dark alleyway full of unmet python dependencies and got mugged, but the latest version installed a lot more cleanly, and we now have a mini-grid going. I’m also re-reading RFC’s 34013405 on the Dynamic Delegation Discovery System. I can’t honestly tell you why it feels to me like these are all interlinked, because I’m still at that point where it’s all just pieces looking rather sad on the floor of my garage. I have good instincts, I think, but slow to rationalise, and I backtrack alot. Right now, for instance, my instincts are to put the DiSo people, the AllMyData people, the Zeroconf person, and several bored iPhone hackers in one room, lightly steam them in mild entheogens, and then just when they’re getting somewhere, divert a stampeding herd of straight-edge yet angry and dissolute teenage router-distribution developers into the building. And that can’t be right, so I’ve clearly got some more thinking to do.

I’m going to start dividing up these blog entries when I mention more than one thing, for the love of the metadata. But these are really throwaway items: we discussed how much power a home server draws, and I pulled figures from beyond my arse, but I’ve just run Kill-A-Watt on my old MacMini powerserver (the one running this website), and it does indeed pull down around 17W average. My arse speaks sooth. Of course, I’m not taking into account the cable modem, and the wifi router, so I guess I need to look into that.

In other news, one of the oldest bugs (but not the oldest!) that I watch in Firefox (@fontface support) is getting some new love. Soon, all the major browsers will be able to use downloadable fonts, and then what fresh desktop-publishing linotype hell will we be in?

2008-08-11

gmail down; p2p dns

More fuel for the decentralisation fire with Gmail’s downtime today (Google’s apology). Again, as much as these events people to reconsider keeping all their data marooned on Google’s tiny island in the wider Net, it’s not as if anyone has a more reliable service in place — yet.

It also made me realise that think of another reason why you might want a centralised (or radically decentralised) service that didn’t run on your edge of the Network. Central services are terrible for privacy, but can be better in some contexts for anonymity. Creating a throwaway mail account on a central service (or better still, getting somebody else to), and then using Tor or another anonymising service to access it would provide more temporary anonymity than receiving mail on your own machine (or serving web pages from it). There can also be a big different from serving and hosting data in an authoritarian regime than holding your information remotely in another, more privacy-friendly or remote, jurisdiction. There’s a good reason why a lot of activists use webmail (and why so many were outraged when Yahoo’s webmail service handed over Shi Tao‘s details to the Chinese government).

Tor actually does offer an anonymised service feature, letting you run services from a mystery Tor node, and point to it using a fake domain like http://duskgytldkxiuqc6.onion/. If you were using Tor right now, that would lead you a webpage, served over Tor from an anonymous endpoint. So you can run anonymous services, in theory from the edge. Of course, not everyone is using Tor, so that’s hardly universal provision.

This brings me to another issue that I talked about on Sunday: mapping other non-DNS protocols into the current DNS system. I believe I’ve mentioned before John Gilmore’s semi-serious suggestion a few years back that we grandfather in the current DNS by saying that all current domains are actually in a new, even more top level domain, .icann. — so this would be www.oblomovka.com.icann., allowing us to experiment with new alternatives to DNS, like dannyobrienshomeserver.p2p., or somesuch, in the rest of the namespace.

Other name systems frequently do something like this already: there’s Tor’s .onion fake domain, and Microsoft’s P2P DNS alternative, which resolves to whateveryourhomemachineiscalled.pnrp.net. What neither of those do, however, is have a gateway mapping for legacy DNS users — a DNS server that would respond to standard DNS queries for those addresses, use the P2P protocol to find the IP, then return it to anyone querying using the existing DNS system. That might be a more backward-friendly system than John’s idea.

In Microsoft’s case, that would be pretty easy, even though apparently they don’t do it right now. Resolving .onion in normal DNSspace wouldn’t be possible currently, although I suppose could hack something up (maybe over IPv6, like PNRP) if you were willing to carry all the traffic (and had asked ICANN nicely for the .onion TLD).

I’m not the first person to think that this might be something that would make an interesting Firefox plugin in the meantime.

2008-08-10

brunch with bacon; affordable terabytes

“Why is everyone in San Francisco obsessed with bacon?”.

“The city is built on it. Well, interleaved strata of bacon and vegans”.

I went to a geekhaus brunch, and the bacon was delicious (this is the same group who had successfully created bacon vodka, so it was bound to be.) Rose talked a bit about her research into hacker spaces, most notably the European spaces, but also the parallel US developments like l0ft and NYC Resistor. Jeremy and I spoke a great deal about what the low-hanging-fruit was for the edge-work. I’d initially thought that hacking on making WordPress a platform with some of the functionality of the centralising social-networking sites would be useful, but of course there is already lots of work going on in that space that is already producing results – DiSo and BuddyPress being the two main ones I know about. I need to set aside an evening or two to really grok the standards that DiSo is using.

So instead we talked about the slightly higher-hanging fruit, still unplucked since the last time this was at the forefront of people’s minds. Around then I went looking for smarter people than me to talk to, and ended up crammed into the back of a car with Jonathan Moore,Bram Cohen, and Zooko. I’m really pleased that Zooko is taking a lead on distributed file systems with Tahoe, and I really must drag Jonathan away to talk about all of this, as he’s is one of the most absorbent academic-paper-readers I know. Skimming through some of the XMPP and DiSO discussions, it feels like they’re discussing Zooko’s triangle-style problems right now; I expect they know the reference.

Terabyte drives are down to $175 now. Not quite the $70 I thought we’d have reached by now, back in 2002 — but then, I’m not sure if IBM was factoring in a collapse in the dollar when they published those figures (Matt Daley has a more up-to-date, Australian, perspective) . And we still have the rest of the year to catch up!

2008-08-09

Which is more stupid, me or the network?

I was working late at the ISP Virgin Net (which would later become Virgin Media), when James came in, looking a bit sheepish.

“Do you know where we could find a long ethernet cable?” How long? “About as wide, as, well,” and then he named a major London thoroughfare.

It turned out that one of the main interlinks between a UK (competitor) ISP and the rest of the Net was down. Their headquarters was one side of this main road, and for various reasons, most of the Net was on the other. Getting city permission to run cable underneath the road would have taken forever, so instead they had just hitched up a point-to-point laser and carried their traffic over the heads of Londoners. Now the network was severely degraded, due to unseasonable fog.

The solution was straightforward. They were going to string a gigabit ethernet cable across the road until the fog cleared. No-one would notice, and the worse that could go wrong would be a RJ45 might fall on someone’s head. Now their problem was simpler: who did they know in the UK internet community had a really really long ethernet cable?

I cannot yet work out whether being around when the Internet was first being rolled out is a disadvantage in understanding the terrific complexities and expenses of telco rollout, or a refreshing reality-check. I can’t speak for now, but ten years ago, much of the Net was held together by porridge and string in this way.

(Also, in my experience, most of the national press, and all of the major television networks. All I saw of the parliamentary system suggested the same, and everything anyone has ever read by anyone below the rank of sergeant in the military says exactly the same about their infrastructure. Perhaps something has changed in the intervening ten years. Who knows?)

Anyway, I’ve been reading the San Francisco city’s Draft feasibility study on fiber-to-the-home, which is a engaging, clear read on the potential pitfalls and expenses of not only a municipal-supported fiber project, but any city-wide physical network rollout. I love finding out the details of who owns what under the city’s streets (did you know that Muni, the city’s bus company, has a huge network of fiber already laid under all the main electrified routes? Or that there’s an organization that coordinates the rental of space on telephone poles and other street furniture is called the Southern California Joint Pole Committee?)

It’s also amusing to find out Comcast and AT&T’s reaction to the city getting involved in fiber roll-out:

Comcast does not believe that there is a need in San Francisco for additional connectivity
and believes that the market is adequately meeting existing demand. According to Mr.
Giles, the existing Comcast networks in the Bay Area contain fallow fiber capacity that is
currently unused and could be used at a later date if the demand arises.

AT&T does not recognize a need for San Francisco to consider either wireless or FTTP
infrastructure. The circumstances that would justify a municipal broadband project simply do not exist in San Francisco. Service gaps are perceived, not real, according to Mr. Mintz, because AT&T gives San Francisco residents and businesses access to: DSL , T1, and other copper based services from AT&T and Fiber based services such as OptiMAN that deliver 100Mbps to 1 Gbps connectivity to businesses that will pay for it.

My interest in it is more about the scale of any of these operations. The city will take many years to provide bandwidth, and the telco and cable providers are clearly not interested in major network upgrades.

But does rolling out bandwidth to those who need it really require that level of collective action? I keep thinking of that other triumph of borrowed cables and small intentions, Demon Internet, the first British dialup Internet provider, who funded a transatlantic Internet link by calculating that 1000 people paying a tenner a month would cover the costs.

The cost of providing high-speed Internet to every home in San Francisco is over $200 million, the study estimates. But what is the cost of one person or business making a high-speed point-to-point wireless connection to a nearby Internet POP, and then sharing it among their neighbourhood? Or even tentatively rolling out fiber from a POP, one street at a time? I suspect many people and businesses, don’t want HDTV channels, don’t want local telephony, and don’t want to wait ten years for a city-wide fiber network rolled out: they just want a fast cable on their end, with the other end of the cable plugged into the same rack as their servers. And if stringing that cable over the city meant sharing the costs with their upstream neighbours, or agreeing to connect downstream users and defray costs that way, well, the more the merrier. At least we won’t have DSL speeds and be slave to an incumbent’s timetable, and monopolistic pricing and terms and conditions.

I don’t think I would even think such a higglety-pigglety demand-driven rollout would be doable, if I hadn’t seen the Internet burst into popular use in just a matter of months in much the same way. But is the network — and demand — still ‘stupid‘ enough to allow that kind of chaotic, ground-up planning? Monopoly telcos won’t back a piecemeal plan like that for business reasons; cities won’t subsidise it, I fear, because it’s beneath their scale of operation, is too unegalitarian for the public, and undermines their own control of the planning of the city. But if it is conceivable and it is cost-effective, neither should be allowed to stand in its way.

2008-08-08

the edge at sxsw

Liz put forward my “Living on the Edge” talk up for the popular vote South-By-Southwest Interactive (you’re allowed to pressgang other people into appearing, apparently). She let me know I was a contender with a few minutes to go before the deadline. Attempting to re-assert control over my life, I improvised some more proposals: an EFFy event, and one Life Hacks confessional.

As a consequence, it now looks like I’m trying to spam the SXSW panel-picker, and I’m not, no no no I’m not.

Anyway, feel free to vote for me in any combination of ways. Here’s the selection:

You know, I think people hate self-publicity in blogs, but I realise why people do it. It totally lets you fill up space with something you know vaguely about.

Anyway, here’s what I slapdashedly picked from the 1198 other entries(!), picked without comment (except that the first three are from friends, who I’d vouch for as being particularly good. Or particularly my friends, depending on how you see these things).

Firefox hint: if you hit Ctrl (might be a different control key under Mac or Windows) as you drag over a table, you can select individual cells and columns, and you can paste those cells into forms or spreadsheets and preserve the table data.

Rachel Chalmers, The 451 Group The Storm Cloud: Business, Infrastructure and Generation Y Rachel is very very smart, and fascinating topic.
Liz Henry, BlogHer Open Source Disability Gadgets: DIY for PWD Liz has lots of great things to say on this.
Jason Schultz, UC Berkeley School of Law User-Interpreted TOSes: Who Defines the Fine Print? Jason is always great on this kind of things.
Dennis Dayman, Eloqua Email Deliverability Secrets from Deliverability.com I’ve been interested in email deliverability since the Goodmail farrago; it’s sort of the SEO of SMTP, but it gives you an interesting insight into the collateral damage of spam.
Derek Neighbors, Gangplank Collaborative Development Environments
Samhita Mukhopadhyay, Feministing.com That’s Not My Name: Beating Down Online Misogyny Women are getting really smart at dealing with nasty attacks, which isn’t surprising as they’re pretty much the first in line to get them.
Jeff Eaton, Lullabot Drupal With Its Pants Off Extra star for title. Drupal is what we use at work.
Andrew Feinberg, Washington Internet Daily / CapitolValley.net Hackers Meet Hacks: Tech-Friendly Public Policies in the Digital Era Washington Internet Daily are a pretty good source for inside tech policy wonkiness; it’d be interesting to see a view from inside the beltway.
Tony Shawcross, Denver Open Media Why NonProfit is the Right Choice for your Startup One of those “how much do I actually know about non-profit work’ fact-checks. I can never tell whether I’m hopelessly clueless or actually quite experienced. Yes, it is all about me.
Brian Zisk, brianzisk.com Policy Trainwreck: How Copyright Law Failed the Digital Age Brian’s a mensch, and has seen this whole battle play out from a great vantage point as both an insider and outsider to the music business. If they’d followed his advice ten years ago, they wouldn’t be screwed.
Chris Bucchere, bdg Not So Simple Any More: RSS’s Bleeding Edge Sort of curious about potential new uses for RSS, still. I still struggle to think of how to use RSS to deliver private data between individuals.
Aarron Walter, The Web Standards Project (WaSP) No Web Professional Left Behind: Educating the Next Generation Want to get a grip on where WaSP thinks things are heading.
Joshua Baer, OtherInbox.com Don’t Declare Email Bankruptcy! Take Control of Your Inbox. Contractual Life Hacks obligatory attendance.
Sandy Jen, Meebo, Inc. Scaling Synchronous Web Apps Interesting problem!
Rusty Hodge, SomaFM.com internet radio Rewriting the DMCA: How to Improve Section 114 Always up for policy suggestions.
Jonathan Dahl, Tumblon Functional Programming Without A (Strictly) Functional Language Just like seeing something like this at SXSW. Might well be more interested in the audience than the topic.
Megan McCarthy, Freelance Writer Surviving Scandal: How to Manage Negative Attention in the Internet Age I have a feeling I will hate what ends up being said here, but that’s no reason not to go.
Mark Taylor, Level 3 Communications DRM is Dead Well, duh.
Patrick Moorhead, Avenue A | Razorfish The Invisible Web and Ubiquitous Computing I shall drop by and see if ubiq still has the smell of 2001 about it.
Larry Chiang, What They Dont Teach You At Stanford Business School.com What They Dont Teach You At Stanford Business School I like confessionals.
Martin Kliehm, namics (deutschland) gmbh The HTML 5 Canvas Element I love love love Canvas. It’s like having a little Apple ][ in your browser.
Eric Steuer, Creative Commons Did You Get Ripped Off? Understanding Appropriation Thinking lots about appropriation at the moment.
Evan Carroll, Capstrat Who Will Check My Email After I Die? Why not think about this?
Vince Parr, Globe Telecoms, Inc. Growing Your Web Traffic Through Mobile Phones in Asia Don’t have enough anecdata about telephony in asia.
Rebecca Moore, Google Google Goes to the Amazon Sounds like a fascinating story.
Jack Moffitt, Chesspark The XMPP Powered Web I am all about the Jabber.
Lisa Herrod, Scenario Girl Aging, Cognition & Deafness: The Quirky Corners of Web Accessibility Inherently fascinating.
Cyrus Massoumi, ZocDoc, Inc. Solving the Healthcare Problem…Online Worthy.
David Marks, Loomia Privacy and Personalization – Oxymoron or the Perfect Match? Again, angles on privacy always interest me.
Allen Tom, Yahoo! OpenID: Foundation of the Social Web Want to see big OpenID death brawls.
Chris Gammon, Ludorum Google Runs My Office Opposing POV to the edge talk.
Tim Hwang, ROFLCon The State of the Internet Memescape: 2008-10 Funny, I hoop.
Edwin Outwater, EO3 Consulting Love Thy Archivist for He Will Become a Profit Center Archivists are always the lynchpin. Hopefully they can escape being turned into ‘profit centers’.
Keely Kolmes, Keely Kolmes Private Psychotherapy Practice Therapy 2.0: Mental Health for Geeks Undercovered. Have overpowering personal interest.
Gabriela Schneider, Sunlight Foundation How the Internet is Transforming Governance Sunlight are doing really great things right now.
David Crow, Microsoft The World Isn’t Flat – Building the Next Silicon Valley I end up having to write a “How do we make X into the next Silicon Valley’ piece every 18 months.
Doc Searls, Berkman Center for Internet and Society VRM – the Consumer’s Revenge Doc always has something pertinent to say.
Dan Willis, UX Crank User Experience 2009: More Crap You Already Know Title made me laugh.
Jack Moffitt, Chesspark X Is For XMPP: An Open Messaging Primer Jabber, jabber, jabber.
Marian Merritt, Symantec Is Good Cyber Citizenship Really Necessary? Have a feeling I will agree with everything here, but always like to hear it.
Natasha Sakina Alani, Adaptive Path Designing Rural Infrastructure: A Euphemism for Money Laundering Damn true.
Eileen Gittins, Blurb, Inc. Pursue Your Passion — Leave the Infrastructure to Someone Else Will try not to be bratty contrarian at back.
Scott McDaniel, SurveyGizmo How to Become a Google Analytics Expert in a Weekend Analytics is one of those places where people give more to Google than they get back: I want to see what they get.
Robert Scales, Raincity Studios Using Drupal to Manage, Publish, and Promote Your Content Drupal must meet my ignorance head on.
John Athayde, Hyphenated People Learning from Architecture Ex-architects are always great conversation-at-3AM people.
Jason Seifer, Rails Envy OAuth in Every Language Need… to… understand.. Oauth… better.
Paul Schreiber, Apple Your Error Messages Suck: Stop Doing That Will attend for the funny examples.
Glen Campbell, Yahoo! Inc. Kill the Fail Whale: Scale Your Site Scaling is fascintating.
Michael Verdi, Millions of Us Machinima Kung Fu Have failed to track machinima for last 5 years, want to catch up.
Jeffrey Palermo, Headspring Systems Managing High-Performing Agile Teams Vicarious love of agile anecdotage.
John Zeratsky, Google Getting Things Done the Simple Way Obligatory Life Hacks attendance.
John Erik Metcalf, Entrepreneur / Conjunctured Coworking / Startup District Ditch the Valley, Run for the Hills Love Austin.
Fred Benenson, Creative Commons Non-Profit Technology Work: How You Can Do Good Again, want to understand non-profiteryness more.
Heather Champ, Flickr From Flickr and Beyond – Lessons in Community Management Heather rules.
John Eckman, Optaros Open Source and Design: Ideologies Clashing Current obsession.
Scott Barnes, Microsoft Corp. Why the F#$k Should I Care About RIA? Yeah, why the fucking fuck should I?
Derek Gottfrid, The New York Times Exploiting Massive Parallelism for Fun and Profit Know the story, want to know more.
Andrew Parker, Union Square Ventures Hacking Philanthropy Sort of obligatory, though have yet to hear good version of this story.
Izzy Neis, Six Degree Games Ask the Moderators: Q&A with Kids Communities Managers Want to hear realistic take on how “omg think of the children” scenarios are actually handled.
Colin Henry, LiquidPlanner / Apptio F*cking with Human Backed Web Services Smells like a hack.
Bhaskar Roy, Qik Tinkerers Unite: Let Me Show You How it Works Yay fredom to tinker.
Jakob Heuser, Gaia Online Unit Testing Back to Front: Prove it Works! Testing changed my life.
Maria Diaz, Writer Growing Up as An Internet Oversharer Public/private dichotomy – you’ll always get me with that.
Alex Hillman, Independents Hall Do Well by Doing Good – Civic Entrepreneurship Worthiness.
Margaret Stewart, Google Inc Herding Cats: The Role of the UX Manager User experience handling in something I want to know more about.
Jon Wiley, Google Back Off Man, I’m A Scientist: User Generated Discovery Title made me laugh.
Jason Reneau, MindBites Debunking the Free-tard Manifesto: Marketplaces, Content & Rationality Expect to get really really angry at this. It’s a good emotion!
Joe Solomon, EngageJoe.com How to Save the World with Firefox Extensions! Want to know more about FF.
M. Jackson Wilkinson, Viget Labs Fitting Design and UX into an Agile Process Again, UX and agile has been a question I’ve had for 5 years.
Thor Muller, Get Satisfaction Welcome to Your Posthuman Future Oh, gotta go to the posthumanist SIGs.
Rebecca Fox, mediabistro.com Why Is Professional Blogging Bloodsport for Women? See general interest in dealing with trolls.
Dana Loesch, Mamalogues.com / KFTK 97.1 FM Protecting Your Intellectual Property They trademarked their name? WTF?
Guy Tennant, Entriq DRM and Content Providers: A Match Made in Heaven? Will inevitably be fascinated by this.
Tim Keanini, BayMOO.org What Can MUDs/MOOs Teach us About Social Technologies? Will come for the audience.
Danny Kolke, Etelos, Inc. OpenID, OAuth, Data Portability and the Enterprise Put off by mention of ‘the enterprise” but Oauth draws me in.
Bruce Henry, LiquidPlanner Forgetting FTW! Good choice ‘o’ topic.
Jeremiah Robison, Slide, Inc. Scale or Die: 10 Lessons About Scaling and Security Anecdotage on scaling is always good.
Gareth Knight, Kindo.com Lessons Learned Building Global Apps with Multi-Cultural Teams International relationships – ongoing obsession.
Tantek Çelik, tantek.com State of the Microformats Tantek! The casanova of the div tag!
Tara Hunt, Citizen Agency Making Whuffie: Raising Social Capital in Online Communities Tara knows much, good speaker.
Sarah Lefton, UGOBE Welcome Our Robotic Overlords: The Birth Of New Hot Industry Robots!
Heather Gold, subvert Making a Living Being Yourself Heather!
Amy Hoy, Hyphenated People How to Be a Glorious Generalist You had me at everything.
David Crow, Microsoft How to Demo Like a Demon I imagine this has stagecraft stuff in it, which I still maintain an interest in.
Fred Benenson, Creative Commons DRM: The Fight Isn’t Over Yet Haha, will people please make up their mind?
Jacob Harris, The New York Times Get Me Rewrite! Developing APIs and the Changing Face of News Journalism + tech is current obsession.
Anton Kast, Digg Collaborative Filters: The Evolution of Recommendation Engines Hmm, if it references academic papers, I’m all in.
Sachin Agarwal, Dawdle.com Influencing Internet Legislative Changes: Why and How This sounds deeply in my area.
Lilia Manguy, Avenue A | Razorfish Successful Incentive Systems for User-Generated Content Weirded out enough by this to be interested.
Aral Balkan, Singularity Web Conference Building on a Cloud Finding out what people make of cloud infrastructure.
Mark Hines, Ratchet How Decentralization Impacts Your Content Management Strategy Decentralization! Gather around everyone!
Clay Johnson, Sunlight Foundation Coding for Civic Participation Sunlight out in force.
Eran Feigenbaum, Google Safety From Above: Cloud Computing and Enterprise Security More cloud anecdata.
Sean Bonner, seanbonner.com Change the World in 5 Easy Steps Have never met Sean, want to.
Doc Searls, Linux Journal, Harvard Berkman Center Rebuilding the World with Free Everything Doc!
Jonathan Zittrain, Oxford University; Oxford Internet Institute The Future of the Internet and How To Stop It Zittrain!
Dan Hon, Six to Start We Told Stories – Designing Storytelling Online Dan!
Joi Podgorny, Ludorum Setting Up and Running a Remote Team in China China!
Dan Hon, Six to Start The BBC, Six to Start and ARGs – Bringing TV to the Web Dan again!
Traci Fenton, WorldBlu, Inc. Democracy, Design, and the Future of Work Democratic workplaces! I haven’t though about that since 1998!
Mason Hale, OneSpot In the Cloud: Massively Parallel Computing for Everyone Parrallelism!
Dave Lester, George Mason University Edupunk: Open Source Education For the title!
Anthony Berman, Berman Entertainment & Technology Law Is It Time To Update the DMCA? So deep in my work thinking.
Peter-Paul Koch, QuirksMode.org State of the Browsers Need a recap.
George Kelly, Bay Area News Group-East Bay Rules for Radicals: Strategic Interventions vs. New Media Have been reading Alinsky recently.
John Resig, Mozilla Corporation More Secrets of JavaScript Libraries Want to brush up on JS…
Jon Wiley, Google Doctypes Demystified ..and quirks mode weirdness.
Kent Brewster, Yahoo, Inc. How To Roll Your Own API Insiders techie view.
WIll Tschumy, Microsoft Corp. Robots Rock: Human-Robot Interaction Robots!
Andrew McDiarmid, UC Berkeley Collectively Licensing File-Sharing at UC Berkeley? Deep, deep, deep work stuff. Will probably talk in acronyms to Andrew.
Andrew Huff, Gapers Block The Street is a Platform Title!
Brad Stenger, Wired Computational Journalism This is what I would want to be doing, if I wasn’t having the best time in the world.
Serge Lescouarnec, Serge the Concierge From Consumed to Thrifty: Strategies for the Good Life in a Wobbly Economy Plan B