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2002-09-02»

Stuck for what to say on your livejournal today? Just enter “girlfriend” into the automatic journal entry generator. Also available in Polish.

Even though she seemed much better she still wasnt sure how much longer shed be around-and this was something that we were all aware of but didnt dwell on. She has the gift of making you love her even though she drives you totally batshit :> It was totally cool to be able to provide so much pleasure even though im just lying there and enjoying the feeling and the show ;> Its pretty sad that this is the only way i seem to be able to get along with my supervisors… Everytime i try to get along with him he does or says something to piss me off. Nice boy and im glad he and jo are such good friends but we differ in too many ways to get along. You amaze me and im glad were both on the same level! Some are on the same page as my good ones.

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2002-09-01»

I’ve spent the last few days at ConJose, the 60th World Science Fiction Convention. It’s like a bank-holiday weekend visiting relatives. Fandom is clearly closely allied to the people and sub-culture I know, but with its own rituals and relationships and strange, orthogonal paths. Like family, it’s been by turns exasperating, entertaining, informative, irritating, and a bit wonderful. So far, the best bits have been listening to Vernor Vinge‘s presentation on the Singularity; the panel on nerdcore sf writing with Cory, Eileen Gunn, James Patrick Kelly and Charlie Stross; and the Hugo Awards.

The Hugos go to show how witty an awards ceremony can be if most of your winners are writers. It also has the side effect – given the underappreciated lot of most of them – of creating almost infinite gratitude in the recipients, which is much more fun to watch than the usual self-grooming celebs. Neil Gaman seemed genuinely amazed and moved to win Best Novel. His fine acceptance speech ended with him trailing off, staring at the statue, and saying “Fuck. I got a Hugo.”.

The Hugo list, as I suppose is the plan, is now my reading list for the next few months. I’ve just read Ted Chiang’s award-winning short story “Hell is the Absence of God”, online at FictionWise. You can download it for free at that link. It’s fantastic – a great short story, sf or not. And if you haven’t already read Charlie Stross’ Lobsters (again free online), you’re missing a treat. Vinge’s novella “Fast Times at Fairmont High” is the next on the list.

I was also supposed to be at ConJose to meet a trade mission of publishers to brief them about the EUCD, but someone at the DTI nixed that when they found out I was a journalist. You see? Just days into accepting the description, and I’m already getting excluded from all the best parties.

It turned out okay: Seth covered the meeting better than any journalist would, and instead that evening, I shared a ride with the man who plays Mr Shake Hands on the American version of Banzai.

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2002-08-29»

I haven’t seen this before (except from whence I stole the link, at web-graphics). It’s Edward Tufte on the uses and abuses of Flash. He likes praystation!

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2002-08-28»

Warren Ellis, comic author of the perfectly respectable Transmetropolitan, creator of the mighty hypercolumnist Spider Jerusalem, terrifyingly prolific prose writer, and unremitting booster of the comics economy now has a blog. As well as one the best domain names you can get these days, damn him.

die puny humans is my newsmine. I wanted a place to put my research that was accessible, searchable, and, crucially, not cluttering up my bloody computer. This is it. Means I can get to my stuff from anywhere with a web connection. Anything I find on my daily trawls around the web that interests me goes up here.

Via Technovia

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Tom “plasticbag” Coates just had his machine fixed by a friend, remotely via ssh for the first time, and does appropriate double-backflips of delight. Unix is so cool that way.

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2002-08-27»

Doc says that I’m being a bit hard on Apple and Microsoft, both of whom sell similar applications to the home server idea.

That’s true – but they’re not very heavily encouraged among home users. The very fact that I can’t work out a way of explaining how to do this to Sunday Times readers is an indication of that. Running a PHP Webmail app, or a home iDisk, for instance, really isn’t rocket science: it just doesn’t fit either of these companies current business models.

One of the real albatrosses around the symmetrical net for now is that the principal big server apps for the computers on the edge of the Network is still file-sharing. Telcos feel they can legitimately complain about “bandwidth abuse” when it’s conducted by suspected copyright criminals. As Doc says, they’d find it a little harder to moan if it was baby photo album sharing.

(I’m beginning to see the big hole in both Apple and Microsoft’s thinking. Microsoft treats its customers as though they were businesses. Apple treats them as though they were consumers. What if we’re neither?)

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2002-08-26»

Recap: I’ve been looking for an all-in, no messing, Webmail app, file sharer, and Webserver that would run from my home machine – saving me from forking out on .NET, .mac, and .johncobblyandall services. Lots of people wrote in with partial suggestions. Nothing leapt out for me, although a couple of people wrote in to say that if I found what I was looking for, they’d buy a copy.

Barnaby James wrote to suggest Apache Tomcat with a fistful of java servlets. A nice, and integrated idea, but I’m not sure it’s the point-and-click solution I was looking for.

Dave, as you’d suspect, suggested 4Dmail Mail app.

Azeem suggested a cheapo NetApp style standalong box, perhaps integrated with your router. Bit pricey currently, and I think it’s the idea of linking directly to your desktop that makes this appealing. Still, it’d be nice if home routers let you set up at least a port 80 passthru to one machine on the home network.

Henry Minsky had a very profound suggestion, which he describes in detail on his Personal Virtual Server page. If I can horrifying cripple his thoughts by summary : your personal computer is boiled down to a portable state image, on which you can install different applications. You can move this image wherever you like. Keep it at home, or on a hosting service, or on your laptop or PDA. So you effectively run your PC and all its services wherever you go.

One thing I did thrash out over a few conversations was that you’d need at least one external Net service to get this working – DNS, probably with dyndns-like dynamic updating. Azeem also suggested an outgoing mail relay, but I’m not sure that’s necessary. Direct SMTP connections are hard, true – but sendmail and its simpler cousins, once configured, is a commodity. And this is a very trivial sendmail setup.

Does the need for dynamic DNS spoil the principle push of this idea? I’m not sure. I did originally conceive of this home-based server as a way of shaking off the shackle of unnecessary Web service subscriptions. With dynanamic DNS, we’re left with a single one-off sub. It’s less ideologically pure, but I still think it’s appealing. One of the things I dislike about all these other Web services is that while each of them is pretty cheap, it’d cost a huge amount to subscribe to all of them. And I hate the paying less for bundles when not everything in the bundle is the best in class. It’s an unnecessary compromise.

Oh, and Lloyd pointed out another advantage to working your Web services from home. When you don’t pay yours subs at a Webmail service, they suspend your access to your own e-mail.

I think there may be a market for a product here. That is, if Thomas C. Greene of the Register doesn’t convince us to turn off our broadband connections in terror.

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So I wrote a piece in this week’s Sunday Times about running services from your broadband-connected home computer: mainly, services that you’d otherwise have to pay for, like Webmail, online file space, and calendaring. It got a huge response, with dozens of people writing in asking how they could do this.

For most of them, I admit I have no idea – I’m a Linux guy, so all of these server-ish features come pretty easily to me. I feel a bit dumb replying to people with “Use SSH! And Debian!”, though. If anyone has any suggestions on how you could reasonably set up IMAP, Webmail, Web folders (WebDAV) and maybe even a calendar server on a home Windows install, I’d love to hear it.

The piece, incidentally, is currently here, but it’s registration-protected up the wazoo. Brits can log in as cypherpunk/cypherpunk. Anyone else has to pay. Also the link will die soon, as NewsCorp shovel the piece into their exclusively-priced archive, so what’s the point?

Hold on though: I do believe I own the copyright on this article. I’ll stick it here, and then when I’ve time, I’ll set up a proper archive. It’s all about DIY, after all.

This virtual life: Danny O’Brien: Why I am not paying

All over the web, companies are switching from offering free services to charging a fee. The latest to cross the line is Apple, who recently changed its @mac.com webmail and iDisk online file-storage service from zero to a £65 annual subscription. That has prompted many to ask whether others such as Hotmail or Geocities will follow.

I am always sceptical of paying for web stuff. Most of it is, frankly, ripping off the gullible. People are tempted to pay for these subscriptions because they appreciate not having to search high and low for freebies. But as the net improves at delivering what we want, finding the cheapest price grows simpler. And online, the cheapest price is almost always “free”.

And so it is with web e-mail and file space online. Checking e-mail on the move and dumping Word documents or photo albums where others can find them are, to me, indispensable. If Hotmail started charging a subscription, or Geocities refused to give away its precious web space, you would think I would be the first to pay up.

Think again. Because I have those services free – from my home computer. I have an always-on broadband connection, so I can check my mail from anywhere by logging in to my home computer from any net connection. And I do not need spare storage on someone else’s server as I have enough spare disk space at home, thanks very much.

There are other advantages to being able to connect to my own computer. I can grab a webcam snapshot of what is going on in my flat; I can print out documents ready for me to pick up when I arrive home. I even run a little website off my home machine to pick up important documents.

It is not difficult to do any of this – in theory, at least. The software is readily available, but advice on how to set it up is remarkably scarce. Even though connecting to your home computer from anywhere is a great feature, broadband providers, if they mention this at all, generally couch it in protective terms. “We’ll provide you with a firewall, so that nobody can get into your home PC,” they promise. What if I want to get in?

Software companies such as Microsoft and Apple seem very reluctant to write the software that would make setting up your home computer as a server a snap. Of course, Microsoft owns Hotmail, and Apple charges for all those .Mac services. Maybe they do not appreciate competition. Especially from the likes of you.

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2002-08-24»

Anyone who is interested in both the W3C and usability online might want to check out the proposed W3C User Interest Group, and the workshop they’re having in Maryland in October. (I know this appears to be a bit random in my blog, but I appear to be one of the few people who know about this, and it looks like deserves wider coverage).

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2002-08-23»

Dyson, the kitten double-agent who spies on my household to find the secret of human food preparation, has a congenital bug in her optics. It’s called nystagmus and means her eyes constantly quiver. It’s not very noticeable and doesn’t, as far as we can see, affect her eyesight. But I would have conceded that combined with her mild strabismus, it does make her appear a bit thick.

But that’s all changed for me now. Looking at her now, I’ve realised that she looks like she’s accessing data on a tiny retinal display.

What is she up to?

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