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2002-08-13

go, go, speed server

NTK has now moved to its new, ultra fast server! Yay for the all-powerful Flirble Organisation!

(Actually, the old server wasn’t bad at all, but there was something very awry and skewiff and borken with the Perl installation. Still unresolved, much to the confusion of the *BSD Perl porters involved.)

2002-08-12

ten thousand monkeys gets you courtney love

Ten Thousand Statistically Grammar-Average Fake Band Names, including:

Unsent
Absentee
Injection Hourglass
Hole <— aha!
Bran Enchantment
Each Pinks
Bill Inducer
Swimmer Reign
Penitent Pioneer
Coachman Amongst
Landslide
Heliocentric Minus Another Redhead Peripherals
Base
Regulator Thugs

aol uses gecko for mac os x client

AOL subscribers using AOL’s new MacOS X client will see the Web through Mozilla’s rendering engine. I’m guessing that’s a tiny subset of the online population right now, but it’s a sign that we’re moving towards slightly more diversity – both in operating systems and browsers.


2002-08-09

i’ve broken my head

A bad brew. Stayed up all last night trying to crank the UK Patent Office’s draft EUCD legislation into my brain, then relaxed today by learning Squeak the small mammal language left over after the Xerox dinosaur swallowed the meteor. Now my brain’s all broken.

Squeak’s a mess, which surprised me. Its developers are on an ongoing voyage between two paradigms – from the old Model-View-Controller idea that SmallTalk pioneered, and this new Morphic ideal, which seems to be visual programming on steroids (lots of dragging of boxes which represent methods next to boxes that represent numbers, then throwing them into buckets that represent data, etc). This trip has been going on since around 1998 as far as I can work out, and, in true SmallTalk fashion, they’ve been rewriting their whole environment as they went. Squeak now looks like this bastard hybrid of a Disney Children’s Constructor Kit and an explosion in an object factory.

I understand now that Swikis and online the mailing lists. So if you’re interested in playing around with Squeak yourself (and it is fun), I think that’s the first stop after the obligatory Squeak FAQs

2002-08-07

mozilla fauna

Good news, everyone! Leonard found the secret elephant in Mozilla.

2002-08-06

arr! eggers!

Dave Eggers talks about his latest book. I’m glad he’s living in San Francisco. Seth took me to the Pirate Supply Store a while back. There were these extremely McSweeneyesque-style signs all over the place – on lard, and scurvy, and the use of eyeglasses. I’d be a bit afraid if anyone else was aping Eggers quite that precisely. Turns out it’s Eggers and the McSweeney’s Permanent Staff all along, and just a the flimsy front for his children’s writing lab out the back. Apparently it’s all funded from the pirate lard sales.

2002-08-05

watch your power consumption, hour by hour

According to this Slashdot post (and who could possibly doubt those), in Kansas you can check your home’s power consumption online on an hour by hour basis. I’d love to have those data points to snick into my evil number-crunching bots. Sadly, I live in California, where such eldritch magic is viewed as the work of Satan by our beneficent energy companies.

internet in a nutshell

The unstoppable Lloyd Wood sent me this PDF presentation, The First 31 Years of the Internet — An Insider’s View, for NTK. I’m going to stick it here first otherwise I’ll forget about it. It’s just the slides for a talk, but it stands alone as a great thumbnail explanation of a lot of the historical and future issues with the Net – including the Rise of the Stupid Network and the less-than-smooth political machinations behind the Net’s organising powers. It’s written by Bob Braden, who took over from Jon Postel as keeper of the RFCs.

an invisible serial cable

A wireless RS232 cable, courtesy of 802.11b. I really badly needed one of these about two years ago. I wonder if they’ll be able to do the same with USB?

2002-08-04

st ignucius and co.

I spent a good hour ploughing through SuperSnail’s images of OSCON last year. And now he’s done the same for the people of OSCON 2002, and they’re just as funny and revealing.