2002-03-15»
Fri Mar 15 12:36:00 2002ยปWrote to the Senate Committee on the Judiciary about the SSSCA and such (well, they did ask).
I haven’t dared re-read it, so it may not be a good model to copy when you write to them yourself.
I’ve been running haiku over my spam mailbox. It’s mesmerising:
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