2004-06-11»
if you’re in los angelesยปIf you’re in Los Angeles, come along to the Westin LAX LayerOne this weekend for a fantastic-looking conference. It should be fun. It will be for me, for I get to go to someone else’s con and imbibe like an overclocked imbibamatic-o-mat. As the invite says: free beer!
This will also (barring being boo-ed off stage) be the canonical version of the Life Hacks talk. I will try very hard to not handwave arbitrary statistics when in full flow. Nor will I guilelessly slander/fawn over prominent Net celebrities in the search of a good joke. Consecutive Life Hack talks have featured me describing one correspondent as a “genius” and inventing a fictional mano e mano fist-fight between us in the next. Neither are strictly true, as this canonical version will make clear.
It also means that I’ll finally slap up the MP3 and PowerPoint of the complete presentation, ending the mystery of the eight or so words that Cory has failed to meticulously transcribe in his notes.
Not that I’m unhappy he’s so detailed. Lacking any memory of what I say on stage, I reconstructed my original talk for NotCon from Cory’s Etech notes. I’m now adding bits from his NotCon coverage for the LayerOne talk. He’s the Boswell to my Mr Pooter!
Doctorow isn’t here for this rendition, which should hopefully stop us getting into a screeching feedback loop. But that’s all irrelevant anyway. Come tomorrow, there will only be one Life Hacks talk. All the rest were imaginary stories taking place on alternate worlds – which never happened. Excelsior!