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Archive for January, 2008

2008-01-07

at the san francisco museum of modern art with two four-year old girls

Scene 1

Ada and Claire, before The Shoe (Surrealist Object Functioning Symbolically) (1974)

Ada: What’s THAT?

Claire: [READING FROM SIGN] It’s … Salv-a-dor Da-li

Ada: Oh.

[BOTH ABRUPTLY RUN OFF]

Ada: [FROM ACROSS GALLERY] BYE SALVADOR DALI!

Scene 2

Before Marcel Duchamp’s The Fountain (1917):

Claire: What’s THAT?

Ada: [PEERING CLOSELY] I think it’s a kind of toilet.

Claire: No it’s not!

Ada: Yes it is. You just don’t see it.

2008-01-01

missing berlin

I had an awesome New Years, but it sounds like my friends who made it to CCC this year had an awesomer one. They’re all now obsessed by this 1996 Eurovision epic, Surfen Multimedia by the Eurocats. I can’t think of a better monument to Germany’s influence on global cyberculture.

(My Sacrificial New Year’s Resolution is to not say “awesome” so much.)