2008-01-07»
at the san francisco museum of modern art with two four-year old girlsยปScene 1
Ada and Claire, before The Shoe (Surrealist Object Functioning Symbolically) (1974)
Ada: What’s THAT?
Claire: [READING FROM SIGN] It’s … Salv-a-dor Da-li
Ada: Oh.
[BOTH ABRUPTLY RUN OFF]
Ada: [FROM ACROSS GALLERY] BYE SALVADOR DALI!
Scene 2
Before Marcel Duchamp’s The Fountain (1917):
Claire: What’s THAT?
Ada: [PEERING CLOSELY] I think it’s a kind of toilet.
Claire: No it’s not!
Ada: Yes it is. You just don’t see it.