2002-04-14»
Sun Apr 14 19:55:00 2002»
Ah, patents:
Lastly, it should be noted that because pulling alternately on one chain and then the other resembles in some measure the movements one would use to swing from vines in a dense jungle forest, the swinging method of the present invention may be referred to by the present inventor and his sister as “Tarzan” swinging. The user may even choose to produce a Tarzan-type yell while swinging in the manner described, which more accurately replicates swinging on vines in a dense jungle forest. Actual jungle forestry is not required.
I’m tempting to patent my dish-washing algorithm.
(via yusufg)
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2002-04-09»
Wed Apr 10 02:58:00 2002»
Old, well-known, but still poignant for me. Partly because we found a copy in a box in the garage as we all set out to move to the next house. Partly because – I think – the Kurtz referred to is the father of BASIC, and I still have fond memories of editing BASIC magazine until I went mad.
And partly because: well, old. Old.
The Love Song of J. Random Hacker
…
No! I am not Bill Gates, nor would I want to be; I’d rather parse the fish than own the knife; (Imagine! Having moby bux but chained to ninety million lusers, what a life…) Am a flamer, goateed, pallid, overweight, Willing to pull two shifts, then (hell) a third, To save a session from a deadlocked state; At times, (to put it mildly) unrestrained– Almost, at times, a nerd.
I grow old…I grow old… dBase II and Wordstar are no longer sold.
…
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2002-03-27»
Wed Mar 27 21:34:00 2002»
Lego + Wireless = The Mindstorms Cantenna. via Kass
(And I posted that at 21:34-0800, dammit. Nobody out-first posts me!)
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2002-03-22»
Fri Mar 22 10:35:00 2002»
Best new Freshmeat project name: Project Steve Guttenberg.
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2002-03-21»
Thu Mar 21 17:19:00 2002»
Google looks to have put back at least the top-level scientology scam pages into their database. That’s good news; especially if all the furious netizen linking serves to lift anti-scientology L. Ron Hubbard and Xenu and other general scientologist pages higher up in the Google rankings, despite the attempted ballot stuffing by the Church of Scientology.
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2002-03-15»
Fri Mar 15 12:36:00 2002»
Wrote to the Senate Committee on the Judiciary about the SSSCA and such (well, they did ask).
I haven’t dared re-read it, so it may not be a good model to copy when you write to them yourself.
I’ve been running haiku over my spam mailbox. It’s mesmerising:
List From: “Contact List”
Subject: I thought you should check
this Insurance out.
This is the letter
you have been hearing about
on the news lately.
This is a legal,
professional business with
endless potential.
Choose from corporate,
elegant, casual, or
even wild designs.
Believe us, we all
have tried to be greedy and
then nothing happened.
I was able to
pay off some old bills and put
money in the bank.
We offer some of
the best bulk e-mail prices
on the Internet.
AND I ASSURE YOU
OF ALL SUCCESS AND SAFETY
IN THIS TRANSACTION.
Please put Remove in
subject line to get out from
future mailing. Thanks.
Our service is
for those with who are looking
for better results.
By providing a
valid feature it can not
be considered SPAM.
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2002-03-14»
Thu Mar 14 23:37:00 2002»
If you’ve come here by jumping up directories from the haiku link: sorry. All the fun stuff is still at NTK. I mostly did this site to see if I could write a blogging program.
The copy of Oblomovka on this site is courtesy of the Eldritch Press. Their case against the latest extension of copyright is to be heard by the US Supreme Court in the Autumn. You can read more about why this lawsuit is important, and how to donate via paypal or by post at Open Law.
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2002-03-12»
Tue Mar 12 14:09:00 2002»
Ha! Bored of basketball teams named after indian nicknames, a Native American school has named its team “The Fightin’ Whities“. – via NPR and Gilbert
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2002-03-03»
Mon Mar 4 05:10:00 2002»
This place is not a place of honor.
No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
Nothing valued is here.
This place is a message and part of a system of messages.
Pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us.
We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
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2002-03-02»
Sun Mar 3 00:54:00 2002»
Shhh. If you are very quiet, they will move on.
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